(Warning... The text below is written by Anath(
(But on a more serious note... the following is a light-hearted post. Do not
take it seriously. They are not the real opinions of the author. They
are simply the opinions the author is trying to project.)
Men.... We are getting royally gypped...
Times... they are a-changing...
Back in the old days, there used to be seperated roles. Men were asked to work and get the money, women were made to look after the home. This led to definitions of chivalry and ladylike behavior.
But as the purity of the chennai koovam river was diluted through the years with sewage coming from the evolved-neanderthal bathrooms, so have the said roles.
Gone are the days when women waited for hours on end, biding their time and waiting for their husbands to come home, so that they can shower them with love and hospitality. Gone are the days when being a good cook was a compliment directed towards the wives. Gone are the days, when being delicate and loving were traits that were considered to be part of the women gene pool.
Those days... are over.
Man, guided by the blind goal of so-called equal rights and justice has willingly turned himself into a slave to the fairer sex.Women,have over the years, pulled cloth over our eyes, so to speak and have ensured that over the years, they take the place of the once forgotten
realm of god.
They are starting a religion and nothing short of a revolution will upheve us from this downfall.
They have conquered the terms for better-half and fairer sex and accused us with terms like chavanists...
They are slowly and surely taking over the world and giving us a raw deal in the end.
Don't believe me? I state to you a few certain facts that you will find hard to refute.
In a date, it is considered the role of the man to make the "moves"
But... If a man moves too soon for a woman, he is accused of being a satyromaniac. (thank you google..)
But if a man is too slow, he is accused of being shy.
He is supposed to take her on a date and show her a good time and If he fails, he is called a bore. The whole date thing is the man's responsibility. It has to be fun and he has to be entertaining, if he fails, it is completely his fault. If the woman is a bore, it is illogical to blame her, that would be rude.
He is the sole funding agent for the whole date, after all that is part of "chivalry" (for the real meaning of chivalry... check here.
He has to help the woman on all her problems and chores, that all falls under that.
Okay... fine... so you endure all this and you get married.
Now is the time for the woman to take up her role and take care of you.
But No... that's the "catch". Women are now modern. Why should they slave over a hot stove and clean and take care of men? It's equal rights time, let the men do the cooking and we will employ someone to take care of the house cleaning and everything.
Okay... so shouldn't women work? Oh no... they can't do that. They have to be lady like and have to take care of the family and the home. Except... all that is taken care of now... so how do they spend the time? Well... they go shopping, partying and do other fun things... while the man goes around the world trading life and limb in order to keep her happy.
Now I say to you... the issue is getting out of hand. It is about time someone stood and said..."Oi... there's something wrong going on here yaar!!" It is time that we we men gather together and rally our forces!!"
It is time to return to our primal states!! Let us go out there and subject the women to where they belong!!!
Muhahahahhahahahhahahahhaha.....
P.S oh... don't tell my mom about this post... she would literally kill me..
Regards,
The great revolutionist.
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